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Let’s Play

September 7, 2012
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I haven’t posted in a gazillion years, so here’s a string of ridiculous images. Enjoy

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Yah Know What’s Messed Up?

June 19, 2012
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Yah Know What’s Messed Up?

This gets to me. I don’t know why. Check this out.   So there’s this superhero named Seaguy, and like his big problem is that there’s no need for superheroes anymore. All the villains are gone, all the crises  are over, and all the girls have been saved. He was just too late. He’s plucky though, and he lives out his idyllic life chugging on Xoo and watching Mickey Eye on TV.  He even has a side kick, Chubby da Choona. Here’s a picture of them playing chess with Death.   Everything is perfect until one day the Xoo jumps…

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Conversation in Geekery: Girl Duality Just Might Want To Kill Me.

June 13, 2012
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NLTAG: I honestly don’t see what your deal is with were-panthers Girl Duality: It’s stupid NLTAG: they make as much sense as any other were-animal Girl Duality: especially considering there aren’t even fuckin panthers on New Orleans NLTAG: obviously they emigrated from elsewhere Girl Duality: It doesn’t work like that NLTAG: sure it does Girl Duality: It’s not like there is an ellis island for the supernatural Girl Duality: Yetis are where there is fuckin snow Girl Duality: elves where there are elves Girl Duality: supernatural entities are native to their location NLTAG: that’s exactly how things like that work.…

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There’s Bad… and then there’s BAD

June 2, 2012
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Girl Duality asked for something I’ve seen that’s badly dubbed. My first thoughts went to Mystery Science Theater 3000, as I’ve been revisiting the whole show. I was going to bring up Gamera, or maybe Hamlet, but then it hit me. A movie from my past, something that was so awful, so badly dubbed that it wasn’t even funny, it’s nearly unwatchable. It’s one of my most regretted video store picks. It is, Dracula (Dirty Old Man) and what makes this movie special is that it isn’t foreign. The story goes that there was an original soundtrack to the film,…

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Wait, Why am I posting this?

May 29, 2012
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Wait, Why am I posting this?

  Yeah, I know this is usually GD’s thing, but I couldn’t help myself.     ~NLTAG

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Bat Shit (It probably looks like this)

May 24, 2012
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Bat Shit (It probably looks like this)

  ~NLTAG

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The Terror That Flaps in the Night

May 3, 2012
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The Terror That Flaps in the Night

Have you heard of this Batman fellow?     Some of you might know that Christopher Nolan has been directing a little art house trilogy about this masked man of mystery, but what most people don’t realize is that Batman is not a new character created for his yet unfinished opus, but in fact has been around for over 70 years in one form or another.  Believe it or not, this guy started out in comic books! I know Who’da thunk it? I sure didn’t, but research pays off. He’s also been in a surprising number of Television shows, both…

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Coming soon to this screen, more of the content you enjoy from NLTAG!

May 1, 2012
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Coming soon to this screen, more of the content you enjoy from NLTAG!

  ~NLTAG

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You Can’t Always Get What You Want… At Least Not When You’re Five.

April 25, 2012
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You Can’t Always Get What You Want… At Least Not When You’re Five.

Girl Duality gave me another homework assignment. She said I had to talk about a toy I wasn’t allowed to have when I was a kid, but always really wanted. I have two stories about this. Story number one starts with this amusing picture. I want to tell you a story. A story about a young boy with a dream. What dream do you ask? Why the only true dream. The dream of some day becoming an astronaut. He thought about it day in and day out. He studied hard in school, and learned all about spacy stuff like comets…

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Girl Duality Assignment : Find Me Some Crazy!

April 20, 2012
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Girl Duality Assignment : Find Me Some Crazy!

I skipped the last assignment, but for the record the answer is “The Tree Scene from Evil Dead” Anyway, Girl Duality is all like “Go find crazy superhero stuff, if it’s bootleg you get double points!” I was going to look for anything but a toy, unless I came across like a Captain Briton “Back Massager.” I was also going to avoid big names like Superman and Batman and Spider-man I was going to do all of that… but then I found a crazy superhero thing that was a toy, and was Superman AND Batman AND Spider-man all at the…

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