Rants

I Don’t Want to Live On This Planet Anymore- Trailer Edition

September 5, 2012
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I Don’t Want to Live On This Planet Anymore- Trailer Edition

So, there has been a trailer for this Hansel and Gretyl movie floating around the net. Hawkeye is in it and apparently the chick that played Jean Grey is in it too. It looks batshit insane and warranted a ‘heavy metal is in the background so this must be bad ass’ soundtrack. Oh and when I say ‘ batshit insane’ I don’t mean it in the fun way, like sprinkles on a pizza. Hollywood just doesn’t want to learn. They made as shit-ton of money on that horrible Alice and Wonderland, with Johnny Depp doing his best pedo impression- and…

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Because The Whole Thing Is Like Something Out of Mike Judge Film

June 1, 2012
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Mayor Bloomberg here in NYC wants to ban all sugary drinks over 16 oz., in a pale attempt to stop obesity in NY.Now frankly, we here at Giant Robot Guinea Pig don’t really mention politics unless it has something to do with Imperial soldiers and what not, but I felt that this whole thing as well as Jon Stewart’s perfect take on it, needed to be mentioned. In NYC, there are Brazilian BBQ places where I can order ANYTHING wrapped in bacon. There is a restaurant near my house where I can get an entire fuckin’ chocolate rabbit deep-fried and…

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In Defense of Game of Thrones: Sex, Violence and Dragons

April 24, 2012
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In Defense of Game of Thrones: Sex, Violence and Dragons

I’m a very big Game of Thrones fan. I’ve made no apologies about this.A weekend in Tulsa caused me to threaten to beat my friend with a foam Thor hammer if I didn’t get to watch it. The best thing, I find is once you finish with the books- you can go back and just re-read the chapters related to your favorite character. Seriously, screw Bran and Samwell. To me they are repetitive and they don’t ‘click’ with me. It has taken way too long for their characters to do anything more then the dreaded anime stereotype of “walking in…

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Conversations Of Geekery ” Now That’s Just Silly”

April 11, 2012
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Conversations Of Geekery ” Now That’s Just Silly”

GirlDuality: The bow is stupid it’s cat ears she’s cat woman GirlDuality:…Yeah, I know that I think it’s a bow though NLTAG:She has to have cat ears GirlDuality: She has her hair in a ponytail NLTAG:I think it’s goggles actually GirlDuality: Meh. S’okay I was more ‘wowed’ by the Joker design though it’s 60slicious GirlDuality:I suppose Again, I’m not floored by it though NLTAG:Maybe if we put her in a red and yellow robot suit? GirlDuality: NLTAG: That’s just silly lol

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Be-Dazzler or Something

March 22, 2012
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Yeah, I downloaded this game from Xbox Live too and I’m kinda thinking the same thing. Jubilee was always a crappy character too with the same idea. A flippin’ light show? What a lame mutant power. Plus the totally-appropriate-at-the-time-but kinda dumb-now costume. What’s that? Jubilee was a vampire for a while? Just what we needed, another sparkley vampire. It’s stupid shit like that, that made me stop reading X-Men comics in the first place. Brought to you by the fine folks at Dorkly:

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GirlDuality Is In a Bad Mood

March 20, 2012
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So that means for the majority of today, I will be posting videos/images that make me giggle. For starters, from Get Shorty Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s cover of You Ain’t Woman Enough to Take my Man I promise a rant about how the new season of the UK’s Being Human has managed to jump the supernatural shark- but until then, I will be brewing spiteful tea and amusing myself with funny videos. Enjoy.

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Conversations In Geekery: Johnny Derp in Derpa Derp Aderpadee Derp Dark

March 16, 2012
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Conversations In Geekery: Johnny Derp in Derpa Derp Aderpadee Derp Dark

NLTAG: See the trailer for Dark Shadows? Girlduality: Just did actually. I hate Tim Burton. It feels like the Addams Family a bit though NLTAG:lol Girlduality: I do like those movies NLTAG: That’s what I was thinking Girlduality: Additionally- Barnabas looks like the greasy Goth from IT Crowd NLTAG: True Girlduality: Put him back in the red door! NLTAG: :)

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Street Fight X Tekken- They Changed My Damn Controls!!

March 7, 2012
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Street Fight X Tekken- They Changed My Damn Controls!!

I admit it. I am a huge Tekken fan. It all started back in high school where my friend with the big TV ( oh, that glorious TV ) had invited us over for a party. The 20 of us wound up spending hours playing Tekken 2 and devouring pizza. I quickly learned the moves of Nina Williams and have been studying the art of cheesing ever since then. With nearly every one of her moves memorized, I was able to beat out gamers, which included several boyfriends. It got to the point that people didn’t want to play anymore…

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First attempt at a webcast. “Online Dating” from the perspective of geeks.

February 6, 2012
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by Error42 Sooooo I’ve been meaning to make a contribution to the awesomeness that is and will be Giant Robot Guinea Pig, but have never gotten around to doing it. But finally now I have a little something! And hopefully its worth taking a look at. My first… or rather our first (where “our” equals me, Valmonuni, and anyone willing to help) attempt at a web video creation. “Online Dating from the perspective of geeks” I wanted to use the term “geek” here. But technically the target audience is anyone who considers themselves to be socially awkward. Which real geeks…

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Convo..

November 6, 2011
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GirlDuality: People are frikkin strange Like that out burst a few weeks ago was like wtf? Just get another drink Lol ChattaCat: We’ve all been the irrational drunk before But we always know we can just get another drink Brain waves don’t connect thanks to alcohol GirlDuality:I don’t think I’ve ever been pissed about that OMFG YOU ATE MY SAMWICH!!! ARRRRRGHHHHH! :: knocks over furniture, slams door, kicks garbage can:: ChettaCat: HAHAHA!!! Yea I’ve gotten pissed and left places I’ve cried.. I’m screamed Girlduality: I think I need to draw that But not over a sandwich or alcohol Just get…

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