The Dance of Gratuitous Boobs: Thank You College Humor!

July 3, 2012
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Thank you College Humor ( www.collegehumor.com) for a perfect GoT parody. From now I’m going to start screaming ” Where are my dragons” all-the-damn-time. CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos

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I Can’t Say That If I Had Season Tickets I Wouldn’t Do the Same Thing

July 3, 2012
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Apparently, two dudes dress up in ‘ green screen’ suits and acts like dicks to hockey players thrown in the penalty box for the Vancouver Canucks. I.. gotta admit.. if I had season tickets and seats this good- that I would totally act like an ass too. I’d stay sober though- I wouldn’t want to stain my green-getup

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Odd Japanese Shit; Super Sentai Workout Video Go!

July 3, 2012
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First off, a Super Sentai work out video, because most of us sit on our asses all day!

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Stupid Middle of the Week Holiday

July 3, 2012
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Fourth of July is in the middle of the week this year. What cruel bastard decided this? It’s evil- EVIL! To have July 4th middle fo the week- means we have to go back to work the next day. Screw it- in disdain of being jipped out of a three day weekend. We here at GRGP are going to post odd shit all day. Enjoy!

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GRGP Is Gonna Give Me Something Stupid

July 2, 2012
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Quote of the Day

June 29, 2012
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“They look like the last and only time they have seen a vagina was that time they took their glasses off watching the scene with the Sarlack pit”

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GirlDuality Adventures of a Spaz: Super Stupid Sammich Story

June 28, 2012
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GirlDuality Adventures of a Spaz: Super Stupid Sammich Story

Adventures of GirlDuality The neighborhood where I work has precious few affordable lunch options. China town is tasty, but not for everyone- and not everyone is as adept to eating odd shit from there as I am. The one place most of the coworkers swears by is what my buddy and I call the ‘angry lesbian coffee shop.” I don’t mean it to be derogatory- but every time we go there we get the same woman at the counter- who happens to be a lesbian and it just so happens is always in a foul mood. Maybe she’s bisexual and…

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What a Nice Day For A Red Wedding

June 27, 2012
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What a Nice Day For A Red Wedding

**slight spoiler if you haven’t seen the first season- but by now you seriously should- because there is shit else on TV and why the fuck not. Don’t you like boobs? How about violent fight scenes? Dragons? If you don’t like any of these things, seriously, wtf is wrong with you?***** On April 10, 2012- Game of Thrones- the most addicting mix of sex, dwarves, dragons and a bit of good ole ultra-violence ever- was renewed for a third season. This was just nine days after the season two premiere. At the very least, HBO knows how to feed its…

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The Muppets Are a Brilliant Way To Start the Day

June 27, 2012
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www.io9.com Had early Muppets screen tests posted from 1979 today. It’s awesome to watch the Muppets just have a random unscripted conversation like this, especially when they seem to be so self-aware.

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Conversations of Geekery: Spider-Man

June 26, 2012
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GirlDuality: Someone took all the released clips from the new Spider-man movie adn put them together for 25 minutes…which is like 18% of the film. I really don’t have to watch the movie now That’s pretty funny/ NLTAG: What happened? You’ve seen all the Dennis Leary footage already? GirlDuality: They managed to give you pretty detailed version of the whole film in 25 minutes of released footage Aside from that, it looks like more first person shooting then Doom 3. Wouldn’t have been good for my vertigo NLTAG:I guess. I’m kinda wary of the Peter’s parents storyline Pretty much every…

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XKCD Made My Day

June 26, 2012
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XKCD Made My Day

XKCD has totally gone ahead and made my day www.xkcd.com

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The Most Awesome Venture Brothers Fan Art Ever

June 25, 2012
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The Most Awesome Venture Brothers Fan Art Ever

The Venture Brothers and hockey two great tastes that should never be together. But oh such forbidden love must mingle in strange ways- and strange love can always be found in the den of iniquity that is Deviant Art. Deviant Art user bmgfxdotnet has created what might possibly be the most awesome crossover ever. See below! You can find a larger copy here: http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=Venture+Brothers#/d10vsln You can find more of his stuff here: http://bmgfxdotnet.deviantart.com/

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GRGP Is Gonna Give Me Something Stupid

June 25, 2012
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This weeks entry is totally not what I was looking for but it will have to do:

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Japanese Toy Stores are So Much Cooler

June 22, 2012
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I’ve been dying to go to Japan for a while now. Dammit though it’s just so expensive though. Maybe one day and then I can live my dream as a J-Pop Idol! Not really, but in the mean time, I can investigate Japanese culture through YouTube user Ghostofmatsubara- who sounds incredibly sexy when he speaks in Japanese. Hellllllllllllllooooooo imported nurse!

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You Had Me At Dancin’ Storm Troopers

June 22, 2012
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It’s Friday, bitches. No I don’t care how shitty the Stars Wars dance game is- this is pretty damn funny.

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THE. BEST. THING. EVAR

June 21, 2012
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I have no idea why this is so funny to me. Found it on Cracked.com today and I just can’t stop laughing at it. Most likely it’s the fact that you can’t hear any of the music they are listening too so it becomes even more bizarre. The way the camera pans away adn comes back and that one dude is still headbanging? Classic comedy right there

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Holy Shit Snacks

June 20, 2012
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Holy Shit Snacks

I have no idea where this came from. But if anyone has anymore details I would greatly appreciate it. Holy Fuckin’ Hand of The King

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Death Becomes …Err This Guy

June 20, 2012
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Youtube user Ziccup has created a meddle of deaths scenes in what he calls the ” The Pre-Mortem One-Liner” Sit back and enjoy the silence. I totally just said that. Dork.

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PICTURE OF THE WEEK: I HAVE NOT WORDS FOR THE CUTE

June 19, 2012
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PICTURE OF THE WEEK: I HAVE NOT WORDS FOR THE CUTE

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How System Shock Soiled My Pants

June 19, 2012
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Times have changed. Not a little bit either. Gaming graphics have
improved dramatically over the last decade and even more over the
decade before that. However, games have moved and inspired us, or at
least me, since the early 80s. Sierras quest series, Kings Quest,
Space Quest, my personal favorite Quest for Glory, even the extremely
odd Leisure Suit series. These games defined my childhood, I even
played the cryptic Phantasmagoria which if you played this you might
have also played Noctropolis (you perv.).

But no game has effected me as much as System Shock and its sequel.


System Shock

The progression of graphics, montages, and cutscenes have rendered a
lot of this cliché, old and boring to most. Not to me, I remember the
emotion connected to them, the challenge, and the imagination that
connected me to all these stories. Call it retro gaming, call it
nerdcore, I call it my childhood.

System Shock changed how i viewed gaming. I ran through the first
System Shock in 1994, on my POS computer, jumping to shitty graphics
and freaking out about 16bit squarish robot monsters. The sequel,
System Shock 2, came out in 1999, I was a Junior in college and my
roommate and I (Thank you Trey Terrell) waited for the coop patch to
come out to really get into it.

Creepy

The horror genre has matured since then, but in 1999 there were a
bunch of shitty Resident Evils, the Phantasmagoria experiment, and
System Shock (at least among the games that didn’t blow goats). System
Shock 2 changed me from playing games as a pass time, a joke, or
recreation, to realizing that games can convey emotion, passion and
relationships that all of us can understand… that and fear. Real,
jump out of your pants, scream like a 4 year old, freak out, fear. We
played it together, always in the dark, but in a lot of ways that made
it worse, we were sharing this freak out.

Unlike the entire Sierra line up, System Shock dealt with ethics,
suicide, and how we view tech.

When I dealt with this the first time, it was at 3am, with the blinds
pulled and no lights on. We had enough caffiene to kill a small child,
and we were freaking the fuck out. God, I loved it. That was what
gaming should be, not some 2 dimensional, bullet crazy, piece of crap;
System Shock 2 was a game that would keep you up at night, and screw
up your sleep cycle.

But then again, if you haven’t played Skyrim you haven’t seen WTF.

GIF, GIF Look At That GIF It’s Moving All Around

June 19, 2012
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It’s like a lava lamp.

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Yah Know What’s Messed Up?

June 19, 2012
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Yah Know What’s Messed Up?

This gets to me. I don’t know why. Check this out.   So there’s this superhero named Seaguy, and like his big problem is that there’s no need for superheroes anymore. All the villains are gone, all the crises  are over, and all the girls have been saved. He was just too late. He’s plucky though, and he lives out his idyllic life chugging on Xoo and watching Mickey Eye on TV.  He even has a side kick, Chubby da Choona. Here’s a picture of them playing chess with Death.   Everything is perfect until one day the Xoo jumps…

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The Adventures of Girl Duality: Search for a Shirt

June 18, 2012
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The Adventures of Girl Duality: Search for a Shirt

Picture it. NYC on a warm rainy night. Our girl goes for a long walk after a dreadful day at work and decides on the night’s current mission. “Tonight I will look for an Adam Ant shirt” Three stores on St. Mark’s Place- which was once known for its punk scene, but is currently known for having too many damn Japanese restaurants- had nothing. The final store told me what I was looking for was ‘too old’ which was odd because they had several Bad Brains shirts. Fascists. Anyway, a further walk uptown and I find what could be THE…

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GRGP Is Gonna Give Me Something Stupid

June 18, 2012
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Welcome to another week of oddities, geekiness and whatever the hell else we can find. This week’s edition of ” GRGP Is Gonna Give Me Something Stupid” is from the live-action Cutey Honey which honestly is one of my all-time favorite anime adaptation because it’s just so fuckin’ campy

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Classic

June 15, 2012
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Conversation In Geekery: My Lil Vampire

June 15, 2012
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NLTAG: But if you want something else, I could get you a My Little Pony Do you want sugar sparkle, or pumpkin spice? GirlDuality: Twilight Sparkle NLTAG: Is that a vampire? GirlDuality: Seriously wtf NLTAG: Wait, is that really the name of one of the ponies? I was just makin’ names up Holy crap it is

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This is one of my favorite rants

June 14, 2012
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There are a lot of rants out there, but anyone of them that uses Stopping George Lucas as their primary reason to agree with them sells me every single time. Stop the madness, stop the hate, stop VVS.

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So I Bought A PC Game Controller

June 14, 2012
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I feel dirty enough buying a gamepad for my PC, a system defined by the purity and precision of mouse and keyboard controls.  It’s made worse by the fact that it’s the Microsoft 360 for Windows controller, only the second piece of MS hardware I’ve ever owned, the other being a Wheel Mouse Optical purchased circa 1997.  Between my well equipped PC, PS3, and Wii, there really aren’t any games I want to play that I can’t get without a failure prone Xbox 360.  I’m no fanboy. I was riding high with my Logitech Dual Action controller for years, despite…

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Conversation in Geekery: Girl Duality Just Might Want To Kill Me.

June 13, 2012
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NLTAG: I honestly don’t see what your deal is with were-panthers Girl Duality: It’s stupid NLTAG: they make as much sense as any other were-animal Girl Duality: especially considering there aren’t even fuckin panthers on New Orleans NLTAG: obviously they emigrated from elsewhere Girl Duality: It doesn’t work like that NLTAG: sure it does Girl Duality: It’s not like there is an ellis island for the supernatural Girl Duality: Yetis are where there is fuckin snow Girl Duality: elves where there are elves Girl Duality: supernatural entities are native to their location NLTAG: that’s exactly how things like that work.…

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Portal Short Movie

June 13, 2012
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I have been digging through my oldie but goodie folder and came across this again.  Impressive stuff.  

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Awesome Lego Haunted House Needs to Be Mine

June 13, 2012
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I’m amazed with the folks at LEGO. Seriously, the new haunted house fr thei Monster Hunters series is everything I’ve ever wanted in a LEGO set. It has a gramophone people! It looks great, I just wish the people who filmed this were better at showing more close-ups of what the darn thing looks like. When I was a kid, I begged and begged my folks to get me the LEGO pirate ship. “It’s too expensive,” they said. Although, I think my mother was more worried about me leaving pieces on the floor for that the dog could eat. Being…

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Minecraft Game of Thrones makes me happy

June 12, 2012
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Under the category of  people with more time on their hands than me. Still frickin impressive.  

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

June 11, 2012
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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GRGP Is Gonna Give Me Something Stupid

June 11, 2012
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Neil Patrick Harris <3

June 11, 2012
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He truly is a charming man. Check out his introduction for Angela Lansbury during the Tony awards. I still can’t get enough Spider-man Turn Off the Dark jokes.

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Avengers with Ponies

June 9, 2012
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Since I have now discovered _____ with ponies, I feel that I need to inflict them on others. Plus I felt this would round out the ponyascomichero (seriously I can’t be the only person that craves that crap) needs of the week (I have needs, don’t you judge me). I can hear you judging.

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Watchmen With Ponies

June 9, 2012
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I couldn’t make this up

I’m Adding This Because None of the Boys Are Posting

June 8, 2012
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That will show ‘em

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Avengers Speed Painting or The Amazing Things You Learn Dicking Around on PhotoShop

June 8, 2012
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Seriously, this is pretty fuckin’ awesome.Captain America looks a lil’ derpy but honestly, this is impressive.

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Thin Line Between Brave and Stupid

June 7, 2012
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Thin Line Between Brave and Stupid

And I crossed that line. Never go into Tumblr without specifics. EVER. And never ever type in ‘Japanese’. EVER. EVER. EVER. So here is a guinea pig dressed as Thor. It’s SAFE in the guinea pig tumblr.

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Japanese Weirdness

June 7, 2012
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Type into ‘weird Japanese shit’ into Google and you just might go blind. The following video is a perfect example. The ‘GirlDuality Assignment” for this week is “creepiest thing you ever saw in a movie”- but I believe this is a good start. The dude with the painted on ‘anime’ eyes is simply fuckin’ terrifying Well played Japan, well played.

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Beware the Uncanny Valley

June 7, 2012
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Agni’s Philosophy is supposedly the newest from the Final Fantasy folks and is being described as the “tech demo. I have no idea what that means, but it sure is pretty.

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